He just needs a Napoli.

That’s the type of accuracy you only see in action movi...wait nevermind, Sylvester Stallone would never throw a towel.

Here’s some Pre-Fergie Black Eyed Peas

I am oh, so tempted to share this on Facebook with no further comment as bait to see if my friends list needs a little spring cleaning.

Very much on board with this STRONG take. Madeleine you’ve made a fan for life.

HOT TAKE.

I, for one, welcome our Adequate Woman overlords.

Kara would be a 1000% improvement on Haisley though.

Got a problem with ducks dude?

I didn’t know you could do that from inside the kitchen.

I think for maximum 4/1 hilarity, kotaku has to run jalopnik, right? I mean, most of those nerds probably don’t even have licenses lolololololol NERDS

Well, now I’m gonna have to jam to this one.

The sun shines brightly into Tim Marchman’s virtual office, his shiny face and glimmering mane a beacon of hope to millions who are questioning the direction we are taking. Billy Haisley takes his seat, eager to make his case.

Wolfsburg also has the weakest logo game in the quarterfinals.

I’m just concerned about the feelings of the Arsenal fans.

well, it’s not

Hooray, another thread where the Deadspin commentariat can feel like they’re blowing our minds by telling us that wrestling isn’t a legit sport!

I gave up disliking players for shit-talking when I realized I liked it when I thought it was cool/funny. So it’s a matter of aesthetics rather than, “In my day...” Larry Bird telling an opposing coach that he better put someone else on him is fucking hilarious. And Steph Curry running back down the court before his…

Sounds like he would be a perfect writer for Screamer.

haha, man fuck Arsenal