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Here’s what you have to understand about white people:

This was a necessary move but it still stings. Having become a MUFC fan in the early 00s at the tail end of Beckham and Ruud, Rooney was the first great striker in red where I got to watch his United tenure start to finish and he provided a lot of great memories. Excited for the swap Man U did, but it’ll be

I’m in my 40s and I STILL won’t watch Something Wicked This Way Comes again. Maybe it wasn’t actually that scary, but I had nightmares for years after watching that.

Hull’s foot being in the crease was nullified by the “Nothing Good Can Happen To Buffalo” Law of 1986

“You’ve pissed me off Brock, now you’re going to get it!”

Yup. Horn of Eld Built-In Universe Retcon Clause Invoked. (That’s a lot of upper case letters for a thing...but it’s a thing, I swear!)

Also will get us out of Stephen King being in it which then creates the dilemma, “You are in a book...I mean a movie...I mean...BLOW THE DAMN HORN! QUICK!”

Back off Warchild.

After watching Riding Giants, I’m convinced surfing is the coolest thing ever.

I don’t know how calling myself a certified-G and a bona fide stud would go, but I’m all for anything that lets me say:

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They need to take a page from Rugby: only the captains are allowed to talk to and/or approach or risk getting sent off. It pisses me off on many levels when 5 guys rush the ref after a call and start yelling at him for calling a tackle. What do they expect? The ref throwing up his hands and calling out, “Oh jeez,

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I’ll just leave this here, because it always makes me laugh, and, I should add, because the disrespect shown to soccer referees has always made me go bonkers.

I have a Xenomorph playing drums for White Snake on a stage pulled by a Cobra HISS Tank that will knock his MFing socks off.

The music that entire episode was fantastic.

The best thing to happen to the show was running out of book material.

That nice helping of humble pie a girl served made the whole show worth it.

When I make my own, much better adaptation of A Song of Ice and Fire for tv it will of course not have any props. All real weapons, all real armies. No prop violence; every decapitation, amputation, and stabbing will be real. The actress for Catelyn Tully will literally be killed and then brought back to life with

When I saw the line-up last night, I knew that we were going to get murdered. Please let this be the last stand of retreads like Wondo and Beckerman.

I guess you could say the new leadership of Winterfell stands in Stark contrast to the previous one.

In my humble spades opinion, bidding and getting nil is more rewarding than a boston, especially if you get to bid 2nd

NO MAN IS SO ACCURSED AS THE HYPESLAYER
#FUCKTHEKING