That happens when the main writer is an Arsenal fan.

Yeah, I have a dedicated LFC space I frequent, but would come here more often if (a) they took more of us out of the greys; and (b) actually covered footy. It’s not like there aren’t a ton of us clamoring for a fun space to talk w/ fans of many teams.

Seriously. This is the one thing that kills me here. I want to like this place, but damn if they don't slobber on Arsenal.

Billy,

I love the Withers sample on this cut:

Lovely Day.

Arsenal fans, particularly American ones, are the fucking worst, and they deserve all of this.

I’m sure he was serious. I had no idea what they were either. Some of us went to college at small schools and/or in the 90s.

It’s sad but true. When a man is head football coach at the University of Tennessee, people tend to forget that you were also a lawyer, a senator, minority counsel to the Senate Watergate Committee, an author, radio host, District Attorney on Law & Order, and candidate for President of the United States.

Hold the tzatziki.

Wait, once every three months? Nope.

io9, probably

Oysters freak me out. I also don’t like the idea of cottage cheese and am actively scared of it.

Water first ... except in my bathroom where for some reason I have that hard-core, gritty, orange-smelling automotive soap, that you gotta use pre-water.

Don’t knock blow, man.

It’s a good thing my dog is going to live forever and I won’t have to go through this.

Take my advice - propose to that girl that hasn't left you yet for being as into pro wrestling as you are.

I was riveted watching this on TV. I’ve never been married — I have the girl who says she’ll say yes though — but I can only imagine but not comprehend at this point in my life the anguish and pain of losing your partner in life. It nearly broke my dad when my stepmom passed from leukemia at age 44 three years ago,…

It’s always heartwarming when a true Christian is heard from. I am not religious, but I believe the teachings of Christ is the lessons of forgiveness. Forgiveness is what you need in your heart to look at others and understand they grieve too. To turn the other cheek, sometimes you need to see through the eyes of…