Love Sister Wendy! For a final project in my AP European History class, my friend and I did a puppet show involving Sister Wendy and Sir James Burke and a variety of off-color jokes. The only problem was that we were the last presenters of the day (covering post-Communist Central Europe in the '80s and '90s), and…

I was just watching Bob Ross last night and now I hear of a painting nun also on PBS?! Anybody remember this guy and his happy trees?

It's insane, because there are plenty of teachers without a job just desperate to find something (anything!), that would be ten times better than her.

Straight woman here, a few years ago a friend of mine came to me and asked me to take his virginity. He was 22, we talked about it, he was ready, and he wanted it to be with someone he could trust, so I was honored and the deed was done. We became "friends with benefits" on and off for a couple of years. I developed a…

Not all giant, city-destroying lizards!

Then you would benefit from talking to someone. I was in a similar boat; someone would say "if you're thinking of suicide you should call the hotline" and my reaction was "ok, sure, if I have a gun in my hand, yeah, but ... come on, thinking of suicide a couple times a week isn't that bad, right? I mean, just like…

"Sometimes life is unpleasant and tedious and painful, but all of that is better than not existing and being part of a shapeless and timeless black void that LITERALLY sucks, as opposed to you and your metaphorical sucking."

lol i stopped reading after idiot.

Ahh, the only man I know with chubbies (also the 'Mericas pair) is also a 'Bama alum. RMFTR!

So take your existing wallet & toss 2/3 of the stuff in it and get a smaller wallet (because I'm guessing it's huge). Dump all the keys you don't actually need. (Do you really need more than the car & house key all the time?) Finally, just slip your phone in your back pocket if you're not using it and take it out when…

You have flawless taste in shorts. Really highlighting those mile-long gams!

Support this fully, thank you for your service.

Guy Thigh Forever

My hubby has fabulous legs and typically wears shorts of the J.Crew/Banana examples the article gave. So no thigh flashing but at least I get to see all of his wonderful calf muscles. And can we discuss the fact that he does not work out at all? How unfair is that?

That's fine to imagine for your perfect little world. Ain't fucking happening though.

Yes. I am a southern Lady (south Louisiana) and short shorts have been the dress of choice for southern frat boys for a few years now, particularly Chubbies: http://www.chubbiesshorts.com/

Truefax: My fiance has AMAZING muscly legs of hotness. I finally convinced him to buy some shorts that fit him since he's lost a lot of weight, and when we went to the store, we found that shorts were now appropriately short and could actually be called shorts. And he looks freaking incredible in them. Rowr.

I feel…

The Doctor and his associates agree with your diagnosis.

One of the many things that is awesome about my husband is his devotion to short shorts for working out. He's a former rugby player so I guess that's where it comes from, and his legs are freaking amazing, and he is not shy about showing them off. Swoon!!!

http://www.chubbiesshorts.com and http://www.bearbottomclothing.com/shorts-s/1817.… are both fantastic places that I buy all my shorts at