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I live in San Diego and I LOVE it! I will die out here. But this is coming from a person who grew up in the mid-west among tornadoes, hail, tornadoes, snow, tornadoes, going from the AC to heat in a matter of hours, ice storms and tornadoes. I'm perfectly happy with earthquakes, as long as I can wear flip-flops 90% of

How is it that some men can physically look like that and sartorially present themselves like that and still have such confidence? I hate that I envy shirtless bro and his stupid fucking wildly unwarranted vaingloriousness.

"We're all born fat virgins, you know."

"Golf course operators pay hundreds of thousands of dollars in maintenance costs, and their golfers pay upwards of $100 for the right to walk the grounds for a few hours. I will run on their cart paths, drink from their water coolers, and poop in their bathroom."

Having lived in Middle GA (stationed at the AF base, natch) and worked at the paper mill that was probably Mead or even Georgia Kraft when you lived there Kelly, the flood's still discussed and even the Waffle House after the Ocmulgee exit has a picture of the place w/ water up to the door from the FREEWAY which is

Macon! Whoo! Good to see homefolks on this website. We lived in North Macon off of Wimbush and I can remember walking down to Riverside Drive and watching the water flow by...I was 9 that summer. Other than not having water for days, I can't remember summer life being changed too drastically. Glad everything ended

You could have just said, "I'm a huge asshole," and I would have believed you. You didn't need to show your work.

Our deer camp is at the corner of Wilkinson and Washington counties and is framed by this same river. It is always amazing to me to see how high it gets during normal winter rains. This section of the river is marked by steep "mud" cliffs....I've only seen it actually crest the cliffs twice...usually it finds a creek

Macon, GA represent! Awesome story; brings back memories of that time. So glad it ended well for you guys!

That's actually true. Racism is active, aggressive, and violent. It has legitimate material impacts on its victims. Prejudice is simply having (often ignorant, race-based) opinions. Racism is prejudice institutionalized, manifested in policy to inflict damage upon a group. Assuming that I'm not good at dancing is

Say what you will, but Fat Ronaldo is best Ronaldo

Iniesta: OK, guys. Who's going to give the eulogy?

I agree. It bothers me to no end how some atheists, and luckily I've only ever run into them on the internet, seem to take joy in bashing religious folk. I'm not religious myself. But to each his own. As long as you do good and your beliefs are mostly about spreading good what could believing in anything hurt?

My biggest problem with some of the more vocal atheists these days is the focus on religion being this horrible thing. I am not a fan of religion, but there are plenty of us people who believe in a higher power who aren't members of any church, don't push our beliefs on people and agree with the concept of evolution.

I don't know if they play it in the US much but I can't recommend tag rugby too much. It gets pretty competitive but most people are new to the sport so less douchey and if you are athletic it's amazing. Nothing like the feeling of well executed move and just powering through a gap. It's faced paced and gives you a

The last word was a blemish on an otherwise awesome story.

Well, if wearing ladies' garters and breathing out of your eyeballs don't work, try abstinence.

Yeeeah. I saw this come across my FB feed a few times and was like

Why not stop being hateful, you moralityphobe, you Christaphobe, you Biblephobe, you Truthaphobe, you lazy blind hypocrite who hates her Creator for not bowing down to her? Thanks for showing your true colors simepleton.

Wow, you must be a real peach at parties...... Lighten up and stop trying to force your "morality" on the rest of us. We'll take our chances that God isn't nearly as nutty as you.