As a Lions fan, I’m actually jealous of that formula - which like the lottery might just randomly pay off one day - as opposed to ours which looks like this:

MSU alum here so I am obviously very interested to see how this all plays out. After reading the full piece from the Detroit News its 5 people who knew Nassar was doing all this and didn’t report it. The rest of 14 staffers were made aware because in 2014 someone finally did report it and a title 9 investigation was…

I went to Journalismism school at the same time that Seth Wickersham and Wright Thompson were there. And I say “with” purely in the sense that we were all enrolled in J-school at the same time and they wouldn’t know me from Adam, given that the most important thing I learned at J-school is that I wasn’t going to make…

“Hi, Barbara?... I just wanted to say, I was wrong, and I should have pounded it in last time I saw you rather than passing. OK, bye.”

A lot of 49er fans who live in SF are so excited for next season that they’re leaving for Levi’s Stadium this afternoon so they can be there in time for the first home game of the 2018 season.

One can never go wrong with a good Uranus joke.

We’ll Never Colonize Space

Let it be known, I always stand for the flag. After the 5th time a yellow flag is thrown during the game I stand up and walk outside to do something else.

Looks like there is an opportunity for some enterprising entrepreneur to start a competing league.

The mark of adulthood isn’t being married or having kids or having a 401(k), it’s accepting (even embracing!) that not everything is supposed to be tailored to you in particular.

Was the lawsuit written by Drew Magary?

Are they being paid in Bitcoin? Are we witnessing The Future?

I’ll say it once more and I’ll keep saying it. The problem is replay. Replay takes the call out of the hands of the referee and turns it into something that you force to meet a flawed objective criteria. The simple solution to every single one of these issues is to just not have replay. The officials confer, say it…

I kind of think that football should have what I call “The Rule of Awesome.” Which is, if a play is amazing, it should be allowed to stand even if there were other reasons why the play could be called back.

My least favorite commercial is a 1000-way tie between all prescription drug commercials, especially the ones featuring neighbors discussing medical symptoms in intimate detail.

Is it at all coincidental the Rodgers makes a comeback one the same weekend as Luke Skywalker?

You should be seeing stars for this comment.

If you can sucker some idiot into giving you actual money for made-up imaginary internet money, do it now before they pull their head out of their ass

Fuck off, asshole