Eh.  Pretty much anything is better when set to “Immigrant Song.”

Idk that sounds a little weird. “I like your ‘I was wounded at Iwo Jima’ hat, dude!”

Maybe you can leave them alone, like you would any other stranger.  That would work, guaranteed.  

I’m no expert, but I’ll answer sarcastically as an expert anyway.

Now I know why they call them hurlers.

Including his hair.

So the first sentence?

please, feel free to start your dolphins-bills MNF game without us.

New York gave us Trump and Giuliani. Please stop flexing.

This is a bad blog, which you have blogged badly.

I’ve lived in the Badlands and I’ve lived in the Land of Light. Badlands all day, every day. Enjoy your late sports and your shitty beaches, losers!

Speaking of the circle jerk that is the NFL, SBN had an extremely good and smarmy article on just how dumb it is.

Another score for South Jersey - we can boast the world’s best women’s soccer player and the world’s best baseball player as our own. (Also, less congestion, less pollution and the better beaches in the state.)

Big fan of Carli and this team. Great work.

Careful what you wish for, they probably all have wastrel children who will make Mark Davis and Dean Spanos look like Kraft and Mara.

So wait, you mean to tell me... One day Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder and Jimmy Haslam will all be dead?!

This can not be emphasized enough.

Ummm what fucking planet do you live on? Of course radio stations pay to broadcast music.

Seriously. Radio isn’t going anywhere.

When the commute does. So, never!