Umm, in Florida, they drink Bortles and Jameis.

The Legion of Boom’s realization that they won’t call holding if you do it on every single play might be the greatest football innovation since the forward pass.

Hard to imagine:

I’m very disappointed that this headline wasn’t “Drew on Drew”.

I got 1K stars on the old Gawker for saying I hoped he died screaming.

I’m sure I don’t know what that means, and I never want to know.

My wife rarely lets me in Camp 4... let alone the nearby crevasse

I think we should put the two of them alone on an island to work it out between them, and then forget that we left them there

Canadian Disaster’s Rank!:

I think the real problem is that most of the haters don’t have daddies.

I’m pretty sure this is Canada’s version of lying in state.

This is the true paradox of Olympic coverage. Regular sports fans want sports. Olympics-only sports fans want backstory. They try to balance both and end up pleasing neither.

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

I believe they call this one the “Saskatoon Ski Mask”

“YEAH! who was that, he’s fucking huge!”

Tom, what about Rippon’s entertaining overuse of interviewer’s first names in his responses, Tom? Tom, do you have an opinion on that? Because Tom, that was something Adam did. It was crazy, Tom.

They chose not to play their best cornerback?

Don’t be a Hillary, Shani.

He’s the red headed snowboarder.