“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

Sure, but I want details. You can’t swing a cat in West LA without hitting at least 3 Nimitz-class assholes; seems like it should be easy.

I did not Nazi that one coming.

reports have stated that the woman is now safe at home

Mom?

Yes, No, Yes, Yes, No, No, No

A good trick for proofreading is to change the font (to say something like Franklin Gothic Medium or another that’s fairly different from original probably TNR) and/or its size. This helps me immeasurably in my job where proofing is of the utmost importance.

Rio and Hungry Like The Wolf were staples of my MTV childhood. Couldn’t stand this song.

“Live and Let Die”, the only Bond theme that rocked so hard that G’n’R covered it.

Every Day is a Winding Digestive Tract almost works.

“All I Wanna Do is Fart on You” is VASTLY superior to “Are You Strong Enough To Be My Butt”. Dumb kids.

In High School, after 2 hrs of soccer practice each day I’d stop at the grocery store along the way home and get a frozen pizza as a snack before dinner. I would regularly eat several servings of anything in a sitting. 1 Bowl of cereal for me would be enough for the rest of the family if split up.
In health class…

“Pantomiming gun use, unless said gun is clearly owned and operated by a law-abiding patriot”

Upon being delivered, the calf was immediately swaddled by its first pair of Walmart Khakis.

Wait, the NEW Charges stadium is affected by an unexpected outburst of fluids? I thought Elite Services fired that guy.

Lol Angeles Chargers.

As a former lifelong fan from San Diego, I LOL. I LOL HARD.

Yea me too! Wonder what they plan to do with 20,000 empty seats??

In other weather related news, though the rain has delayed the opening of the new stadium, the Rams’ and Chargers’ respective playoff droughts are expected to persist indefinitely.

Yeah, say what you will about how dumb they are, but they’re still smart enough to get know hoe to get elected, which you can’t say for most Democrats.

“If you test the PSI on his brain I expect you will find it is well below the acceptable minimum.”