I sincerely hope not either. However, the headline “Police Appear To Shoot Stolen Van Suspect...” implies that the cop(s) shot the suspect for no reason other than because he stole a van, not because the suspect displayed a gun and aimed it at the cops while evading arrest. A more accurate headline may be, “KTLA…

“This poor performance is really unusual” and yet “it happens to all guys once in a while” are things I also say about my Harden.

 You guys need copy writers. You guys need copy writers. You need a copy writer. “...because you will never, every catch up.” someone who reads through the article before it gets published, An intern, your friend, a copy writer. If you guys are broke, send it to me on in Google drive and I’ll put edits on it, because…

Hmmmm... Naomi Watts... psychological thriller...“where the forces of desire and reality are disastrously at odds...” I think I’ve seen this movie?

Seriously, he now looks worse than all the guys in my office who are the same age. And I work in government.

I’m 51, and I still feel this way. I’m always startled when I look in the mirror.

“You’d be surmised! Every professornal football prayer says they’d kill for a vacation!”

The fact that he was a sociopathic murderer actually does makes his suicide much less sad than, say, the suicide of a normal person that never felt the need to kill someone over a spilt cocktail.

Are you guys going to stop with the puns, Ortiz us with them all day?

Hold on. Can we take a minute to talk about how fucking fantastic the name Pumpsie Green is?

Well, that went so far over my head my neck hurts. Something something altitude?

What Utah lacks in nightlife, it makes up for in massive interstellar generation ships.

To me getting old means everything is more fun at home.

I’ll admit that I’m 41, and I try to learn new things all the time. But when I was coming up, old folks were giving me knowledge daily. And I shut up, took my lumps, and listened. I’m in an educational role these days, and some of my kids listen and learn, but some, not all, act like they know everything when they…

Right, but he won a Super Bowl on the Packers

Not trying to make it about me

Right after I finish dremelling out the visual imagination center of my brain.

Counterpoint: the rise of the yoga trend has made it really hard to find a sports bra that is worth a damn. Back in the day brick-and-mortar stores sold sports bras that were part bra, part straightjacket. Your tits weren’t going anywhere in one of those bad boys. You were lucky if you managed to get out of it after…

Ehh, it would be worse if it was the reverse. Bears and Vikings fans are used to being around Packer fans, because of all of the transplants who move there fleeing their drunken families and collapsing shithole of a hometown.

Hell, even Nixon looks good in retrospect.