It would also be cool if they did a proper proofread before publishing. Some of the OCR scanning is showing: modem instead of modern, riot instead of not, etc.

Outside a Waffle House... I ask you, folks, to google ‘outside a Waffle House’.

KRAFTWERK

I know this doesn’t make anyone blink anymore, but the fact that he would do this to the mother of his one-month-old child—a child presumably conceived while the victim was 17—is a rather powerful testimony to the need for comprehensive sex education and affordable contraception.

In an article written by Kevin Draper, no less.

You know more about professional women’s soccer than I know about anything.

Do you write NWSL content for Deadspin? Cuz ya should!

Should she follow in the footsteps of older teammates like Alex Morgan and Carli Lloyd and play in Europe, she would still earn some pay from U.S. Soccer as well as a salary from the club.

Authur Blank said this has wrecked him.

I heard they just didn’t want to open it up on 3-28.

The worst is when some guy you haven’t seen since three jobs ago calls out of the blue to ask if you want to sign up with him as a “financial planner”. Like I can’t remember that this is the dumb motherfucker who couldn’t balance his checkbook and kept getting his utilities disconnected.

Don’t forget “shoving insane amounts of prescription drugs into players,” “ignoring domestic abuse unless there’s video of it,” and “profiting off the military and breast cancer awareness.”

You are correct, sir/madam.

Blacklisting players for political activism? Oh, bullshit. NAME ONE.

Funny, I too hate “covering up brain damage,” “blacklisting players from the league for political activism,” and “having a racist team name.” It’s like me and Rog are on the exact same page!

Because HR is smart enough to know that if your resume goes back to the 80s, you’re in your mid-40s if not later, and there is DEFINITE age discrimination in the field.

There isn’t any “might be” regarding Mark Davis being far and away the brokest owner in the NFL, is there? And as somebody who’s a lifelong Raiders fan and grew up within walking distance of the Oakland Coliseum, I have never doubted that he truly wanted to stay in Oakland.

The problem with the Patriots losing-every-game hypothetical is: the longer the losing streak went on, the more awful and annoying the Patriots fans would be when it ended.

It’s laundry, people.

How can we expect to be happy in a society where the latest iPhone doesn’t have a headset jack?