Yes that would be bad. Not because she is a woman, but because she has absolutely no managerial experience at any level. If she spends the next ten years in a series of increasingly prominent coaching positions, with success at each level, then I would be open to the idea. I would similarly be against the idea of…

I have a hard time believing that guy didn’t want toupée.

Jurgen was given... Das Boot

Goodell, to sponsors: “Hey, at least people are finally talking about TNF!”

NO ONE DENIES THIS

You expect originality from the Deadspin readership? Please.

Hot take. Still can’t melt steel, though.

Bosa’s looking really good too. Imagine if [they who shall not be named] just gave him his fucking money like most other teams would have.

Nobody voting for Trump? Good thing I was sitting down when I read this.

And he fucking hates the Eagles!

Imagine that! It’s not any one thing, but a combination of a few things!

Gallant is all jimmy hats and a ride home. Goofus is raw doggin and wont call you back. Goofus is the worst, his name is a trigger for everyone of a certain age.

Go figure Dave Matthews was campaigning with Kaine in Colorado recently.

Peter King somehow has a problem with this

Jupiter is in retrograde and the chimes of Old Vassiloth are tinkling in a cold Martian wind rolling over the frozen shoulders of Olympus Mons. Huginn and Muninn sit on the captain’s shoulders and he is lost in the ocean between his ears.

Hey did you guys hear about this thing now? Apparently...you know what. Fuck it. Forget being “in character” with this novelty account. Real talk time.

Deadspin must be world class yogis at mental gymnastics. I’ve literally never seen a group of such sanctimonious people about journalistic ethics do an about-face.

That was the best thing you’ve ever written you jackass