His mistress?

NYRB is wrong. Elena Ferrante is really George R. R. Martin. It’s why he hasn’t finished ASOIAF yet.

I’m glad he finally confirmed my suspicions! I was shocked at first to learn her identity, but after I went back and reread her books, I realized that Elena Ferrante’s writing style was exactly like Ashley Feinberg’s.

The overlap on the Venn diagram of people who frequent Deadpin and people who remember that show is probably pretty slim

Bring back the Creamsicles!

This gave me a reason to like Chip Kelly.

Don’t worry, I’m sure there’s something in the pipeline about Padres management or maybe the Chargers training/medical staff. And don’t forget that article about the random Bill Walton statue!

Unacceptable. They couldn’t get taxpayers to build a quick, temporary stadium to use until the 2019 stadium is finished?

Just wait until the San Diego Los Angeles Superchargers start playing their home games there too next fall...of course, there will only be about 10,000 people at those games, so it’ll be fine, JUST FINE.

Nope, that would be Stillwater.

Congratulations to Nate, who will receive a leftover Deadspin Awards trophy and the chance to face Deadspin staffers in daily fantasy.

If I could get the Gulls on TV, I’d watch the hell out of that team.

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.

Came here to literally say the exact same thing, word for word.

Note to San Diego teams: Do not hire GMs with names beginning with A.J.

AJ Preller is what happens when the worst TED Talk™ becomes sentient and discovers the brain boosting properties of Bulletproof Coffee™ for the first time!

And now Preller has been suspended for 30 days. Probably the last 30 days of his tenure.

Also, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Fucking Shields. Fucking White Sox. Fucking Padres.

Friar Beware.

How is that accurate if it doesn’t have feathers? Dinosaurs have feathers now, right? God, it’s all such bullshit. We used to have all these awesome images of giant, angry lizards hunting and attacking docile herbivores covered in spikes or spines. Ankylosaurus? Looked awesome! Hardened spiked shell on its back and a…