Good news: I have an Android device!

You stuck the landing on that pun. No redoubt about it.

Hey now! I TINKER WITH SPREADSHEETS, thank you very much.

The NFL seems like the kind of place that would have a bunch of non-practicing lawyers in its front offices who’d enjoy bickering over the language for this stuff, but they’re not getting the job done. I never thought I’d say this, but it might be time for them to call in a philosopher.

It just seems exhausting to own an iPhone.

“A new job and I’m still dealing with these assholes?”

Let’s not forget shriveled-up balls.

Wait...Mike Carey used to be a ref? I thought he was part of some kind of post-concussion syndrome hiring program.

I am proud to say that, after all the commitment and sacrifice I made to reach it, this picture I took at the highest point in Florida is 100% genuine.

This is really disheartening for those of us who have made the climb

BTW, your screen name is a damned lie.

It can sometimes feel like a pretty lonely road. But Aaron Sorkin has this quote—I’m a pretty big Sorkin fan—

it’s worth noting that the NWSL only has about another month of its regular season left, so she’s not missing all that much.

I hear Tebow is available

Can’t

Exactly. Plus, it’s tax money that could be spent elsewhere...

The city would own the stadium, it’s only fair that the city pays for part of it. Period.

Ah I don’t really care. Honestly the drunk slobs that go to the stadium to fight and knock back the booze they hide from there wives should shoulder some of the cost. I’m fine with it. Kind of a weird issue to be so up in arms about.

^Bernie Supporter! lol