Because capitalism.

It’s really, truly, 1000% not “different scenarios.” Short for me and not for thee?

Let’s all remember the time when “insiders” stopped allowing “outsiders” to make perfectly legal trades because of...reasons.

Well, he certainly got his wish. SEC Chair Gary Gensler recently announced that the agency is very close to publishing its post-mortem on the “gamifying” of the stock market, though apparently not before it talks to a few more key players like Burry.

I’m laughing so hard at this high school paper of a column, especially since this author just wrote a piece called “How to Patch the Dead Spots on Your Lawn” last month.

I feel like Cannick watched the Boondocks and said, “Hey, that could work!”

Unhinged comments like this really make me wish for a Kinja “block user” option.

“I can’t help it that artists enter into voluntary agreements. All I can do is undermine those agreements by stealing the work of those artists.”

I can’t believe this slag is going to make me defend a corporation, but here we go.

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This is so hilariously middle-schoolish that I’m looking forward to the next time you get beat up for your lunch money.

Well, if anyone would recognize stupid, it’s you.

Don’t let the door hit you, asshat.

“True gamer.” OK, kiddo. You know that after high school, we don’t care about silly, stupid judgments like this, right?

Good of John Gibson to let me know that I should never, ever, ever buy a game from his studio. Sorry, people who work at Tripwire, but I’m not putting my money in this asshole’s pocket.

Bullshit. Development costs have not risen. Salaries have risen. Let’s not be children and pretend otherwise, eh?

Florida may be trash, but Texas is literally the worst state in the union.

I specifically tell my IT staff that there’s no shame in not knowing something, and I’d much rather train them then have them fumble through trying (and spending even more time).

“became concerned for his safety”

You say “unable,” I say “unwilling.”