Seriously. Garcia should be flattered to be considered mediocre.

No, and I fucking hate this argument. The idea that every story deserves two sides is not only bullshit, but it legitimizes asshole behavior like this chump’s.

So, I suppose those people on committee who have specific expertise in this should just...stop working? Not just the elected officials, but their staffs as well? It’s beyond comprehension to suggest that any governing body, at any moment, should exclusively be focused on one issue. That’s the logic of a naif, sorry.…

I don’t understand the point of this inane response.

There’s a lot of good stuff in here, but this...

“I name you...the Boneless!”

It’s an egg.

As an old, I’ve seen him eight times. Each concert is just incredible top-to-bottom fun!

Me: Yay!

The best thing Scott Walker will ever accomplish will be his death.

It’s unclear how much of this show will be for kids, versus the former kids who grew up with the original series.

Cutaway told HuffPo that administrators had first offered to introduce liberal content as a counterbalance

Hey, if this made you smile, even for a second, mission accomplished!

Or did everyone else actually like the Goodfeathers?

Never forget that it was Bolton who refused to save America by testifying during Trump’s impeachment because he was busy pushing his bullshit book.

It’s actually gotten to the point (for me) where I can tell ahead of time when Google will completely fuck up the results of my search, and every time DuckDuckGo gives me the right answer.

They. Don’t. Care. About. Us.

Soundbytes for the last mile of ad blitzing.

I had no idea how much I needed these in my life.

everyone who’s been paying attention had to know that he was going to call into Republican Pornhub, aka Fox News, to complain.