I also have mixed thoughts:

Correction: The dress will never be white and gold.

I AM OVER-FUCKING-JOYED LIKE STEVIE BUT IF STEVIE HAD LASIK

All posts to your satisfaction or your money back!

Please don’t ruin this for me. I have so little.

Harsh but accurate.

Capitalism, baby. The rich just do not get it. 

Kipo Kipo Kipo!!!

Mask Already! Goddammit, America!

“The free market is being mean to me!”

What do you think I am, a savage? It’s just that my favorite teddy bear couldn’t fit in the Dodge Caravan because there was very little room in the backseat.

Spoken like a true fry cook.

“I will never feel guilty about refusing to pay for content.”

Sadly for us, slideshows will still be around in 2030.

Always great.

Siuan always struck me as a healthy Delta Burke.

Starred for the message. +1 for the receipts.

I’m just thrilled this wasn’t a slideshow.

Because today’s Democrats are way closer to 1980s Republicans than they’d care to admit.

My favorite boring, whitest of the white male takes.