Lint can be trashed without police involvement.

He’s a Lightning fan, not a Panther’s fan. The Panther’s play hockey, fyi.

Of course someone from Cleveland would say this.

Has anyone just thought that no minority did an award worthy acting job this year?

Jesus 3DS! Those are impressive numbers. I’m sure they get so many more games for it there than stateside.

I can’t believe they use this language in government e-mails. So saucy!

In the movie Creed, the only white guy got the Oscar nod.

Kudos on this!

I live in Florida and am a cord cutter and just want to watch the Rays damn it! I’d get MLB.tv if they wouldn’t block out all the damn games and I’d even watch more games of other teams.

Remember that thing you love? It died this week. It was murdered by cancer.

His desk is made from trees he tore down with his bare hands.

Life...Finds a Way.

I just want Fire Emblem amiibos at a reasonable price! Where are those Nintendo?!

“For Froyo.” The world’s future is a delicious place.

Sophie chose poorly.

Tricericop! God, the 80s were magical.

As a Bucs fan, I’m happy about this. Lovie was not the long-term solution and if management thinks they have the long-term guy in their sights, go for it. What could happen? You suck more?

The regret was staying up to watch the Alabama/Michigan St game. The diarrhea was in the form of people saying the game was good.

I hate Mondays.

Superman goes back in time and brings Jesus back with him! Jesus goes on a tour of America’s schools. Jesus wept as he then realized there were no more fucks to give.