More than anything, I just hate the fucking score, as well as the fact that this is what all Broadway shows sound like now. It’s like the cast of Glee fucked the house band of a megachurch.

Baller move. Yeah, don’t tell people things will be outside and then just construct a building in an outdoor space. That just makes it inside again! I’ve seen so many restaurants do this - offer outdoor space, then essentially build another building in the street with four walls and a ceiling. You just recreated…

That list of guest collaborators seems rather paltry... where’s R. Kelly, Ike Turner, Matt Gaetz, Leatherface or Mount Vesuvius?

CAST

Isn't it more Alex Jones?

no diddily, no doubt

In case it turns out he was the perpetrator of the fraud. Basically, the judge very reasonably ruled “based on the available evidence, it sure does look like your story checks out, so we’re not going to keep you in jail while we solve this other crime. But we reserve the right to charge you later if it turns out you…

I fully expect that at the end of his career he’s going to pull off a mask to reveal he was David Fincher the whole time.

This is why they should’ve spent 10 years building up the Looney Tunes Cinematic Universe first.

You must have really liked that vampire one.

Next up: how Pepper Pott’s so-called strawberry allergy proves she’s racist because she refuses to eat anything that was sold by a Mexican. 

Another late comment congratulating you on the finesse of the late comment that no one will read.

I wonder if she and Emma Watson ever see each other’s eyebrow acting and think “My god, she’s incredible.”

A “Game Hole!”

You must be fun at parties.

I’ll save you 4 hours and just sum up the movie with this:

2002 is probably my peak moviegoing year. I saw at least a dozen films in theaters, which seems like a lot now. The only 2 that are really memorable for are Signs and The Ring. I liked Signs more than most people. I wasn’t bothered by the water thing at all. And it had a couple of great jump scares (although I’ll…

And I can think of one big problem with casting Sebastian Stan as Tommy Lee.

I wish everyone would stop telling me the cool surprises of Spider-Man 3.

This time, Sonny shot first.