In 1999 I suffered from Confused Mother for a Christmas present. I requested “Blade”. I received “Blade Runner: The Director’s Cut.” It remains the best mistake my mother ever made.

Sam Neill’s got a hat. We repeat: Sam Neill’s got a hat.

The answer is obviously... Half Life 3.

HARD PASS

Totally watching when this comes out on Friday.

Sorry, DC owns the rights to Death.

“The company will have to wait until Sunday to see how devoted fans react to the change in-person”. Read more

It never does. 

Thats what really gets me. Not even some wild wording he used. Had you typed in rape into the search bar like 15 tweets would come up. No one checked at all?

Trust Me. Read more

His singing is a lot like his wrestling - not technically perfect, but goddamn can he make his personality shine through in it.

I think ‘I Am Moana’ is the best. It gives ‘Hurricane’ vibes, which is my favorite from Hamilton. Read more

RE: Moana — I was going to be all “not You’re Welcome?” But then I remembered how amazing “How Far I’ll Go” is.

This new format of not scrolling but instead clicking next is stupid.  I click next but then still have to scroll to see two paragraphs.  What’s wrong with scroll format??

Ted Mosby’s kids.

Master Raptor Bander is an awesome title

Maggie’s back. And she’s got a hat.

I remember the Cretaceous. It was much hotter then. I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones... 

Hey, I might finally be able to take on a 5-Star Raid!