wondersocks
wondersocks
Aug 5
78

In 1999 I suffered from Confused Mother for a Christmas present. I requested “Blade”. I received “Blade Runner: The Director’s Cut.” It remains the best mistake my mother ever made.

Jun 8
4

Thats what really gets me. Not even some wild wording he used. Had you typed in rape into the search bar like 15 tweets would come up. No one checked at all?

May 29
4

His singing is a lot like his wrestling - not technically perfect, but goddamn can he make his personality shine through in it.

May 29
16

I think ‘I Am Moana’ is the best. It gives ‘Hurricane’ vibes, which is my favorite from Hamilton. Read more

May 29
6

RE: Moana — I was going to be all “not You’re Welcome?” But then I remembered how amazing “How Far I’ll Go” is.

May 18
286

This new format of not scrolling but instead clicking next is stupid.  I click next but then still have to scroll to see two paragraphs.  What’s wrong with scroll format??

Apr 1
15

I remember the Cretaceous. It was much hotter then. I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...