But the base brings hilarity! The center brings sadness.

Everyone who he struck out must not have twitter.

I know it’s been said before, but if these three were not white, their funerals would have been yesterday.

Nantz’s world views are that of my toddler—poor.

Of course Florida spends a lot on stickers. It needs to not only decorate the stadium in their colors and logos but also FSU’s, because their FSU’s bitch.

Here. I win!

Once that tape of that jerkoff from FSU came out of him hitting that girl at a bar, he was off the team, I can’t believe Mixon is still playing, but I also know if he hit her this year even without a tape, he would be off the team, it’s just that type of climate.

He was upset that she got to wear so much eyeliner.

Carrot Top’s bronze chamber pot, Donald Trump.

Kevin Garnett’s smile is the child in us all wanting to break free!

Years, they’ve been dead for years.

You accidentally added a ‘l’.

This is the director giving us Assassin’s Creed the movie.

#3 had the opposite affect on your parents.

Lots of talk about Finn, Rey and Poe being force sensitive. My question is, who’s gonna lose their hand? Its gotta be someone.

Tom should have said, “guys, I’m only good at throwing an egg shaped ball to other people and I know only one book. Does it look like I have the answers?”

His betting didn’t help him hit the shit out of baseballs!

As Americans get fatter they cannot move fast enough to react to ball flying at their faces.

Watch as Johnny Football does his best to help the Browns get a high draft pick to replace Johnny Manziel.

So is J.K. Simmons going to reprise his role in the new Spider-Man movies? Because please let that happen!