Artist rendering of how Grantland staffers were informed a minute prior to press release.

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He’s in KC, he was upset about the nightly closure of the local all you can eat BBQ joint.

Psh, he could have gotten away with it except he flaunted it. When I did this, I didn’t tell the fucking internet how awesome I was, I just let it speak for itself.

Out of the blue I downloaded this game last night, not knowing about 4.0, I’m glad I did now.

David Nakhid? Are these their gay fantasies?

Good. I hope they all fail. Remember back when games were $60 and that was it? Pretty sure people got paid. They were able to get a nice car and house. Then someone out of their paygrade got themself a mansion and a more expensive car. You know, not everyone gets to have one of those so stop trying by going the pay of…

Greg’s a real politician over here. Get that man a suit and a lady on his arm!

It happened then during their game against FSU last year. Taking from early experiences.

It means Clemson will lose by falling on their own face with 30 sec left in the 4th. Dabo will cry for his team and the world will laugh.

Can we all just agree that when they remake the original 9 movies in 50 years, the originals will still be better?

Those were created to kill your foes.

It’s always and now, will continue to be a dream. Well...maybe I’ll release my album as a spoken book instead....

I’ve had a bottle of New Amsterdam for years now in a cabinet. It seems it’s been used for one drink. I cannot give it away. Seeing the price tag, that’s sad.

Are you assuming that The Good Dinosaur will not be better than Inside Out? Or do you know something...

It’s all science man. Fucking science.

Following the game, the rest of the team sprayed their winning juice all over Murphy.

Go get them Cam!

I don’t know why they need the side panels. In space, TIE fighters should be tiny spheres. It takes away greater risk side damage/destruction and it would be easy to add their engine on the back.