...now go be the vet you’ve always wanted to be! Tomorrow will be the happiest day of your life.

I’m sorry that you don’t want to strive to be above adequate. Next time, aim lower?

You’ll never know and you never will be.

They are my college day heroes.

I bet Standford’s new VR machine thought that play up. Fucking geniuses.

Bill seems to have the sense of humor in which he would do this yearly to one player. He’ll hang up, have himself an amazingly great and long laugh and then get serious for the season. Bill has the most twisted sense of humor.

He looked different before AIDS

Catwoman.

Indy 1 and 3 are amazing, 2 is goofy, much like 4 is.

Indiana Jones 4 has the wonder in it, people just expected something so mindblowingly amazing that the product could never match the previous 3. People bitch about the fridge scene and I always reply that Indiana Jones jumped out of a fucking airplane in a raft with a single rubber bottom onto a damn mountain, down…

Whole situation is sad. Hope he gets the help he needs.

Mental health issues. Ben Carson, will explain soon that something needs to be done.

I don't think is wise to fire an admitted alcoholic after he goes to seek help.

Peter: “We’re going to be friends forever, Hook.”
Hook: “What could possibly go wrong?”

Koch flavored hot dogs? You’d certainly be able to make a bunch of them.

And if this tragedy happened Ben Carson might have shown up as it would have been the “next one.”

Those are big words coming from a decade that gave us the Transformers Quadrilogy and 40-50(?) Nicholas Sparks movies.

As someone who is enjoying Auburn’s football collapse this year, I find this story is good for this year’s narrative.

I cannot wait for these two companies to disappear from my weekends.