Calvin Johnson was on my fantasy team and because this was considered a “lost fumble” I lost points on it. Thank god I wasn’t doing Draft Kings or Fan Duel! Of course, would it have been my own money? Probably not because I would have used promo code: NFLWHOOPSIE and been matched up to $200.

The force (of teabagging) is strong in this one.

The team probably misses him too, think of all those shots everyone else had to take in his absence. Also, I enjoy how he’s slowing the game down. Helps with his game control.

I’m waiting for Captain D’s to get a pulled pork sandwich.

“[He] should play for the Cubs!”

In addition, Back to the Future Part II is looking pretty good so far.

Fuck everyone, go Cubs!

Somehow these girls stayed for the whole game but colleges can’t get students to stay for an entire football game. I think we now know why: Churros

This doesn’t matter because if fanduel goes to draftkings.com and enters promo code: copyright draftkings will match their initial week up to $200. Then fanduel will win the money to pay their legal debts.

You know, everyone is talking about why not give this to the homeless, well, I say to the homeless, why don't you do a better job at finding a job and home. There are places that help homeless do this but I don't see many doing it. When I see the homeless they are just on corners or sitting on fences asking for money.…

That's not a long time though...

They give you even less than the depreciated value because the game is a glitchy mess and no one wants to buy it. Upon leaving Game Stop, the teenager behind the counter starts yelling in Latin. As you turn back towards the door the words “Still in game” are draped across the door in blood.

There is nothing scarier than buying a game with your own money and then finding out it is a glitchy mess.

A-? Based on your review being so glowing I was assuming it would get an A out of you. I’m a bit disappointed.

I don’t see Han as one who would shoot it off that early.

This is all nice and everything, but I doubt kids don’t need another port to stream folks playing video games.

Upon reading these tweets, Stephen A Smith yelled some gibberish at a mime. The mime reacted as one should.

Education with wit and history dressed up in 16th century clothing.

What’s so bad about giving your child a bowl of grapes as a snack at lunch? In about a month, probably a shit ton.

I didn’t know who this guy was and then I saw the South Park episode he was in and I was very confused. If I ever caught my child watching a video of someone playing video games, I would go into my room, close the door and cry. At their wedding I would bring this up and hope they felt shame.