“Curt for the last time, I don’t care what you think of Robert Kennedy, he’s dead and been dead for a long time—you know, Forget about it, I’m leaving. I’d rather eat Panda Express in a parking lot in the snow than listen to you bring up another Kennedy for the 5th year in a row.”

All AC games are on sale through tomorrow at 3 at the PlayStation store online. I've picked up some that I would pay $5-$10 for.

His neck was making comments his body mouth could cash.

Just imagine if 3DS had Minecraft! Sweet Jesus.

How much did I give to this company for the game? .99. How much will I give from here on out? $0. I win.

“It’s a mystery!”*

My eyes! They have disappeared due to rolling so far into my head.

Harper’s still a douche, thinking he’s the best player on the team, warranting a hit for retaliation.

I played a ton of WoW and didn’t think much of Sex. I mean, WoW has achievements and mounts that can fly, instead of just lay there! I fought a group of Harpies in WoW, when I finally played Sex, all I fought were herpes which is not as gratifying. Maybe I’ll eventually give it another go, maybe I’ll wait for the next…

Save the ballplayer or save the camera?

(BUT NO CHICKEN AND BEER).

It’ll take a fucking miracle, a fucking huge miracle.

Brandon looks to the ground as the sadness sweeps over him. Jerry’s World never looked more empty. “Throw.” The voice comes over the loudspeakers. Looking to the PA booth, Brandon notices an elderly figure waving gently at him. Again “Throw” is heard over the loudspeakers. Brandon yells out, “throw what!” “Throw.”…

Do we really expect anything else from a player at a school that has “Christian” in its name?

It probably was painful to lose to that Bucs team, so painful his shoulder peaced out.

I’m a panda, hear me wheeze!

Mine says this too, but my wife is also a liar.

We’ll see in 9 months if he made good on that promise.

How did this alleged cheat work exactly?

God gave football players CTE because love.