Working on those insurance commercials is doing wonders for his acting career.

I’m still catching up on all the super long PS3 games! I cannot even imagine what the PS4 has in store. P.S., being off by that many games and not thinking too hard about it is a dream for your wallet.

So they would get fake hurt?

It will be released on the PS3 and 360 since that is the software he’s been aiming for for the majority of the past 7 years.

Everything you said disappoints me. Go home and think about what you have said and done that led you to this point in your life.

The Indian’s fireworks chief yelled “Wahoo” as he released for Rios on the Royals.

Churches like this are a slippery slope, especially when jizz is involved.

You know what’s good about college football? No fanduel ads. You know what’s bad about college football? Dr. Pepper ads.

Watching that game, the Bucs looked the same from last year, except they have a new quarterback that played like a new quarterback. The Titans looked liked they went out and not only got a new quarterback but pieces to compliment him. Of course, they played the worst team not named the Raiders, so we’ll see. Also, one…

So the artwork wasn’t created by actual redskins? What’s the point then?

Cue Super Mario Banking Bros.! You get Yoshi when you get out of debt.

I went over to one of the devs in my department and started hitting their monitor with a pixel ax while screaming, “I’m coding!” Mr. Rubio, I was fired, and was told this is not how you code. Maybe it was because Minecraft wasn’t on the screen.

“Kurds? This isn’t Canada, we aren’t adding gravy and potatoes to this either. This is America, we eat cheddar and then kill the cow and eat the clean parts. Don’t talk to me about other countries trying to come here and steal our jobs!”

I was lucky and saw Kung Fu Hustle in theaters here in America. Not fully understanding what I was going to see when I stepped in the theater but within minutes I was hooked at it’s pure lunacy. The absurd silliness of characters flying through the air or the scene where I charter is beat so senseless he starts…

Fuck all of this!

What a bunch of assholes.

Lets make the new one a woman! Why not? It’d help with their image of women beaters by having the woman discipline them.

Oh shit, jail? Based on Ben Carson’s logic, she’s gonna wind up becoming gay. Good.

Somewhere Darren Rovell is saying, “look at what this magnificent white man did!”

God bless America and ESPN for their hires!