This, this is fucking impressive.

“Further, each signatory hereby certifies that he or she has no knowledge of any:”

Beltre’s plate is just the top of his head with Andrus’ hand touching it. No face.

He sold out to get his moneys, now that he’s got it, he can be himself.

Butter Battle Book, everything else is irrelevant.

how about just No?

Upon being told he wasn't traded Matt Kemp cried.

Once Price arrived in Toronto, the Mets instantly became confused as they believed they traded Gomez for Price. In the distance Flores cried.

Why the “-” if I may ask, seems like you really liked this movie.

Cashier: Need one Vin (pause)...

Is this what happens when Christian Bale runs into Ben Affleck now?

MLB Managers: The Body Issue

Brady’s never been one to kiss and tell.

Everything finally came into focus once John Wall was tested for illegal substances under the MLBPA agreement. It was Cowherd pulling the strings. In the distance, Pedro gave a Hall of Fame speech. Pete Rose signed an autograph. The day was near an end. Only Randy Johnson saw the sunset—no tears were shed.

I sadly realized this wasn’t going to be good once they “recreated” the scene of Chase in the car as the family is sleeping and he’s making eyes and actions with Christie Brinkley except here the girl gets hit by a truck and dies. I was all WTF while watching and instantly became sad.

Good.

It’s Tennessee, how much education were these players actually missing out on?

I’m amazed Gisele allowed Tom to destroy his cell phone. I’m equally amazed Tom left Gisele in the middle of the day.

I remember when I was a teenager (early teenager) and I liked Creed. Then I turned 15. Also, during that time I did not enjoy The Eagles or The Doors, but now I appreciate them more while Creed, I don’t even—-ughhhhh. What I’m saying is this article was written by a child who knows nothing.

It was clear from early on that Galette was not the best a man could get to getting jiggy wit it.