It's time to kick him out and revoke his scholarship.

Our stadium is shit. And it's in a part of town that gives Marlin's Park a run for it's money.

Needs more duckface.

This site should ban all videos, no matter how awesome, that are vertically taken.

Family gatherings are insane. First, trying to talk is an issue. Hint, wait for someone to breathe in and be the first to speak before someone else. This is not a surefire to get into a conversation.

We aren't yelling, we are merely trying to speak over all the other people in the city.

He has more than one hole.

Maybe everything Alex is saying is true? We are all so quick to point the finger at him because he looks like a douche bag and acts like a child of some British king from the 1500s, but really it could be MLB's fault or at least partly, their fault.

"I fell."

While the Rangers again blew it, we should really focus on the Rays as once again they make the playoffs with no money and a shitty stadium. You can say no fans, but tv ratings for the team were high.

Hopefully, she got paid in black and white cookies, because delicious.

So it's still going to be game/off day/game/off day/game/off day/game/off day/game/off day/ game/off day/game, right?

Chicago is just full of failure.

Feeding them calls? This is then just laziness of Chicago not changing their calls when they know a former player is on the other team.

"Damn you Steven Jackson! You wrote Sam <3's cock over every play."

The Yankees keep the tape of Sheppard and play it for times for different players. I think Jeter uses Sheppards intro all time time still.

We'll need an update 11 months from now, but I think it'll go like this:

Todd Helton played his last home game last night. Where is his full page ad?

Then there is this.

Manager: Is the chair complete yet sl—friend?