REPORTER: What did your wife say about the other guy in the threesome last night?

Starring: Norm McDonald.

Eric Roberts? Sign. Me. Up.

Rays have a small budget, all they could afford was stealing sand from the local beaches.

They obviously have no idea what a raider is. All this head is doing is raiding your child's dreams and replacing them with nightmares.

"This game has more shooting, but this one contains more dead hookers. But in this game you play as a naked hooker getting revenge by shooting all the pimps in her life." Typical daily problems for American children.

Maybe Loria will take this revenge aspect and kidnap all the player's families and only give them back if they finish dead last again in 2014.

Lorene Michaels was probably hoping for Kel Mitchell to finally return his call, so until then he's holding off on offering other black females an audition.

Maybe no black women applied?

My warcrafts...they've escaped!

When asked later how it felt Villar responded, "hard."

I will eat up every complete pass this dude makes and every TD he throws. Minnesota? How about Minnelosta? Just picked up on my fantasy team. Get ready for some hardcore Browns action. Fuck just one victory, lets say "ALL THE VICTORIES!" Just look at that face! That is the face of a damn winner. Everything on…

Question: If I don't force close an app, will it continue to run and possibly drain my battery faster? Or does that not matter at all.

The costs of aging.

It's because America is full of white people.

In a stroke of brilliance, Loria "invents" the create your team for a day challenge. You are given the 40 man roster and told to create a 25 man roster for a game or series.

Maybe it'll be about time to actually have items that are good for your class drop?