Someone else rec’d weed above, but I highly recommend CBD oil pills. Totally legal, doesn’t get you high, works wonders for all types of pain and doesn’t wreck your stomach. Just make sure it’s organic b/c the hemp they make it with is a bio-accumulator.

Lots of stoners that I know have anger issues. That’s the main reason they smoke pot. And it’s usually in conjunction with something like bipolar, which they are self-medicating instead of getting real meds. When they’re high they’re fine, but as soon as the weed wears off... things get real tense, real fast.

Criminy, you lifehacker peeps get up mad early.

Tis truly a shame. He almost made mullets look good in Lethal Weapon.

Seriously! I like the guy, but jebus christos after he appointed that Monsanto stooge to head the FDA, the lustre was gone for me.

And it totally warps the minds of everyone involved. My mother was abused throughout her childhood by her father. She grew up believing that she, and all girls, were evil, less worthy, and not equal to men. I then was taught from an early age that boys are better in all regards, and my brothers were taught this too.…

So? He needs to be forced out in shame. If you just let him coast through without repercussions, it tells all these shitstain judges and the men they defend that what they do is ok.

There’s a change.org petition!

There’s a change.org petition:

There’s a change.org petition:

There’s a change.org petition:

Seriously! And did he not know that treadmills existed? Do all your shit INDOORS.

I know she’s republican, but I was like “I’d hoped you’d at least just sit this one out.” Her first choice was Cruz, which makes my skin crawl even more tbh.

Be grateful. Last time I spoke with my mom she said without irony that she hoped my brother’s kid is born on election day so they can name it Donald.

I like Stern. His show is not as vile as it used to be thank god, but from the beginning he has been great at getting people to be their true, terrible selves. He’s quite smart at getting people to drop their guards. The interviews he does now with celebrities are great, because he really draws them out.

Oh god... I think holding cold pee is infinitely worse!

I’m always grossed out when I hand over the sample... because it’s so warm. They feel that. It’s like picking up my dog’s poop with a bag... so warm. So fresh. So awkward.

My first gynecologist (old Italian dude) took one look at my vag and said, “oh, we have a little girl here.” I was 16.

Did not realize that Trivia Queen Trebek was the barometer for cool. What a douche.

I’m dying to see how she’s going to handle whatever cheetoface says about Bill’s affairs and her supposed victim-shaming. Because you KNOW she has a plan and will make him wish he’d never been born. Can. Not. Wait.