I have been hoping the entire family would fly on the jet at the same time... and then it either goes down in flames or gets lost in the Bermuda triangle.

Totally! Like parts of her skin are made of burnt orange colored velvet and forest green corduroy.

Baubo. aka, goddess of obscenity.

That’s awesome! I love stories where the weenie whacker is humiliated. The first time some creep tried to jerk off next to me, I just moved. The second, third, etc.... TOO MANY DAMN TIMES, I made sure to publicly humiliate the bastard. They tend to stop when you do that.

geez sorry that’s so big!

And there’s always this guy

Oh I know he had no control over that anaconda. Thing was about to leap out and eat a toddler. He was, in fact, using both hands to wrestle it.

I read that in Bette Davis’ most wilting of tones. Shivers.

No way. All of it needs to stay private!

I once sprinted past a guy jerking it on the sidewalk, all the while screaming “PERVERT!” I had to get to work and his giant schlong was not stopping me.

Yes I’ve seen them! I like the new Tyr retro looking lapsuits too. I will check out 6pm though... thanks for the tip!

When that word is commonly used to describe men’s voices, then it will be fine. I don’t think we’re there yet.

I like this suit! Though the legs are a little high...

Baubo!!

Come on Rich, shrill? Can we just get away from using that to describe women’s voices?

Believe it my friend.

According to my source, he did his cousin a solid! Cruise and Kidman adopted, but then she was able to have kids with Urban, proving it wasn’t b/c of her. It was important to Tom that the kid with Katie have some part of his genes, presto Cousin Mapother.

Ugh... and he seemed like a nice guy until he said that. Like anyone else in a position of power, his first instinct was to protect his place in the pecking order. Sad.

yup. I wanted to see it too until this article...

And OF COURSE a quick web search proves that there were no women involved in producing, directing or writing. Go Figure.