If I get any more insults, I’ll even add a sprig of parsley. A whole sprig goddamnit!

I’m fairly sure one day I’ll end up writing:

My Wife And I Own A Couple Of Dozen Cars, The City Isn’t Happy About It

Like a midwestern meal, leave the spice and flavor out of this recipe.

I know it was just released last year, but the second gen toyobaru looks better and has more power than the first.

If we are making a list of cars whose first generation was the shits (and this list kind of is), I give you the Honda Odyssey. Fucking rear passenger car doors on a Minivan?? What are you, some kind of Ute?

The 2nd gen Charger, the all-time Hollywood star car and all-time Top 10 in styling as I keep grinding that axe, not make the list. Incredible.

Many, if not most BMWs also did not have power seats in the base configuration. That is pretty normal in European cars.

This is not true FYI… you cannot get a Stelvio without power front seats. They are standard. With the added packages pertaining specifically to additional seat comfort, you can add additional forms of adjustability. The only aspects of the front seats that are not powered, across any trim, are the manually adjustable…

You can take it off some sweet fuckin’ jumps too.

We all know there are two types of Warhammer players:
1) Guys who play casually along with other tabletop RPGs

It’s more like “Major Celebrity Makes Closet Nerds Feel Good About Their Hobbies That Have Been Stigmatized for Years”

Cavill plays 40k and builds PCs - that dude doesn’t have any spare money to invest in NFTs!

Texas hey? Wasn’t the GOP against Biden budget on infrastructure?

To be fair, the player is supposed to be a pretty decent product with a lot of cool features. It’s not that weird.

Pretty sure it’s a ratings thing. Full nudity is probably only allowed with specific restrictions (camera distance & angle, lighting, duration, etc). Full nudity during gameplay + photo mode = ratings issue.

When I was in my early 20s, (1989 or so) a friend of mine had gone to Germany for a few years to work for McKinsey...and moved back rather suddenly. “Hey, Im coming back. I’ll call you when I get to Chicago. It’ll be a few weeks...” 

The stock market can go to hell.

The Kawasaki H2 is more terrifying than weird since it combined the acceleration of a circa 2000 sport bike with the handling of a mid 50s "hinge in the middle" Triumph Bonneville.  

Not as introduced in the comics, but I think he works way better as a character if he’s not 100% douche all the time.

Of course we find out later that he’s not actually dead and was merely captured and brutally psychologically tortured by Mr. Sinister.