Have you ever seen the parody of Nicholas Cage’s agent, where he tries to talk Cage out of one terrible movie role after another and can’t stop him from saying yes? That’s David with a janky-ass Jeep. You can’t possibly find one that is too far gone for him. If you told David there was a manual XJ with power door…

I’m just impressed that David turned being that weird old guy down the road whose yard is full of car parts and who is always covered in oil into a career.

I think he’s much more self aware than that, but I can imagine if that were real.

Kanye: THIS IS MY WIFE YOU NEED TO LEAVE SO GOD CAN BRING US BACK TOGETHER AGAIN
Pete: Okay.
Kim: Pete, where are you going? Come back here.

This is one of the reasons I generally love Finns, actually.

I always got a kick out of his tendency to start sentences with “OK, yes.”
Interviewer: “Are you getting too old for this?”
Gronholm: “OK, yes...no.”

I know it’s a semi-popular pastime to hate on Chet, but this is actually good. He sounds like he’s been seeing a therapist, and maybe he’s in a place in his life right now where he is ready to become a better person. Good for him. 

I know an actor is not their character, but a huge part of me believes that Davidson is really just his character Chad, so not caring enough to steal attention tracks haha

Reminds me of the joke, “If my dog had a face like that, I’d shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.”

I can agree with your first pic of the Alfa 33 Stradale but that Series I... I don’t think so. Way to stretched out to be a nice butt. If you hide half the car, that butt could be the front of any car and that doesn’t make for a nice butt.

Sorry, but Alfa 33 Stradale has the best butt in the business. 928 has nice, but this is in different league. The 33 Stradale is not just pretty butt, but prettiest vehicle ever done.

Damn these censors and the shackles they have placed upon me! If only I could guess “pussy!”

Sounds like a LOT of the game has been totally redone. Wouldn’t be shocked if in downloading 43 GB you’re also deleting like 15GB of existing files.

Classic. I still use that line pretty regularly. 

Aw crap. This sucks. I’m going to lose my rust updates AND extensive tail-light knowledge and analysis. This sucks for me, but I’m happy for you guys.

Somewhere, deep within the steel and concrete labyrinth that is Troy Michigan’s Zoning and Housing annex (Inspections and Enforcement wing), a grizzled man slumps into his chair. Tracy, D. - case file TM - 18-22/JP-Fe2-O3 had meant so... so damn much to him.

Some other game I play dropped a patch last week with a couple rebalances, some quest reward tweaks, and a couple text fixes. It was 15GB. A lot of it depends on the file structure of the game.

Honestly it’s kind of hard for me to get mad at the NYT for not letting you guess racial slurs in Wordle anymore. When “slave” and “lynch” were the words of the day (and they were both going to be), don’t you think they’d look bad on social media? I get why they wouldn’t want that.

A video game movie didn’t turn out well?

People make fun of Kenny G but the dude is a fucking woodwind beast

This one tells you that in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war.