Helps keep the blinker fluid temp down. 

I’m naming mine Chief Bogo.

With the goat in shades, oh no.

Well then I won't masquerade with you, oh no.

My solution? I wear my sunglasses at night. That’s my plan, that’s my plan.

I was going to not burn it but my toaster was 1.5psi off. 

I've expected for a while to see Mitsubishi and Toast in the same headline.

Yes but it’ll be named the 5TC-v SC

I don’t understand the massive CP vote here - It’s a running, functioning brown stick-shift wagon for (with a little negotiation) less than $2,000. This is prime Jalop content! At that price drive it until the wheels fall off, it’s probably a hoot.

I’m sure Adrian Newey will come up with some sort of brilliant way to make flexible helmet aero bits, that somehow meet scrutiny during parc ferme, while MBZ will allow it’s drivers to move their visor with their tongues, in a completely legal manner but to the protest of every other team, and Ferrari will figure out…

“Phil Swift here. To show you the amazing strength of Flex Seal, we’re going to drive this truck into that sacred Easter Island statue...”

If that was what the OP meant it could have led to a respectful discussion of the guiding philosophies behind racing rules and regulations. How closely different series should balance the desire for performance versus fidelity to the original vehicles is certainly debatable.

You know, there are probably subjects where I’m vastly more knowledgeable than you. Should you ever ask a question I consider basic that would be the perfect time to pour on the condescension But I don’t do that, to you or others, for two reasons: fear of mockery kills the spirit of inquiry and it’s an asshole move.

I talked to a guy with a Stanley Vanderbilt Cup racer and he said it could spin the wheels inside the tires. 

I would want rear facing second row, forward facing third row. I would think that would be a safest and friendliest. Kinda like the old SW 737 but not with strangers.

Shorten it dramatically and make it the Jelly Belly Mobile. It will also be hilariously silly to drive on that short a wheelbase. 

We have a new (updated) car, people. We know what comes next!

I think this is a better figure. Still just as dramatic.

My ‘13 Focus ST looked the tits. Not my photo, but that’s what it looked like:

Roadkill is still good. I resisted the paywall for a while, but then they added all the old Top Gear. $5 month to watch my two favorite shows, is worth it IMO.