Merkinles Hulligan!

Cool, is there anything else you aren't doing today that you need to tell the world about?

Finally some good fuckin news

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Roberto Benigni contains potassium benzoate.

Sweet

She looks like a goblin with an iodine deficiency and a ketamine hookup.

Jojo Womp Rat

Or "tree potatoes" as they're known in Ireland. 

I’m going to join the chorus of praise for this, it’s a remarkable album that’s only getting better on repeat listens; it’s angry and devastating and witty AND THERE ARE DOGS!!

Those are some damn fine stinklines.

Aside from Sam Jackson's Spanx

Tell your asshole kid to put a damn shirt on.

Ranger Kills Baby Hitler In His Crib will be a darker entry in the series but a necessary one.

This doesn’t exactly sound like the best show ever but it's got Carol Kane and Saul Rubinek working to fuck up Nazis so I'm in.

Tuca & Bertie died for this. Shit ain’t right.

Bruce Willis and/or Kirstie Alley

Looks like Netflix CEO of Boobs and Throat Stabbings is doing a bang up job.

Marc Anthony's yacht