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Wolfgang von Schrei
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Mank 2: Manker

He looks like a pallid bog mummy.

Did she suddenly become a genius?

I’m a lifelong fan of both Lego and Adidas Superstars and I think this looks stupid.

I dunno, they've done wonders for my Kenyan bareknuckle toddler boxing league.

The best part of the pic is the watermark for a fan insta on his collar; my guess is he just googled “Jeremy Renner clapping” and went with the pic he thought he looked coolest in.

Is he wearing a lapel pin of himself as a funko pop? Jesus

I was just about to start the episode and fucking around on my phone for a second and I see this at the top of the newswire, thanks a fucking lot AV Club.

Whey aye man

I was trying to figure out what sort of recycling/trash goes in that red and yellow bin, but going by the truck and atv on the grass I have to assume it’s for McDonald’s burger wrappers and shit.

Kids love Jürgen Prochnow. 

Oh, bother.

Bit of both.

Señor Scratchy's totally phoning it in.

Thanks for saving me 5 minutes!

It hadn't really occurred to me until now that I'll be 47 this year too and now I'm extremely depressed. 

And The Watcher in the Woods please! They’d make for a good double feature of movies that scared the bejesus out of me as a kid.

Shutting down the servers has been pushed back to December. 

[sad snoochie boochies] 

I thought he was Brent Spiner at first.