Do you mind logging off my alley PC before you bleed out? The raccoons are into some really questionable porn.

No, the entirety of Stompin' Tom Connors' oeuvre.

I always get my sex expressions mixed up, too. Back to practicing in front of the mirror!

*puts hand made The Good Dinosaur pornography back in its drawer*

Honestly, this news made my day (and my time in the doctor's waiting room much more pleasant than usual).

I get a four-day weekend, but I'm neither employed nor American.

That might be a good news bridge too far, I'm afraid.

I've taken down my "Time Person of the Year" shaving mirror just in case.

I was grinning like an idiot the whole hour or so I watched and rewatched the trailer, so I'm there with you.

And that's awesome.

All I can possibly add to that by way of constructive discourse is a hearty "Fuck yeah."

"Please be good please be good please be good…"

*shudders*

Shit, I guess that's why no one ever comes to Orgy Night anymore.

"Need to entertain your parents for a couple oh hours? Ron Howard's got the movie for you!"

I once saw Howard's directing described as "impressively workmanlike" (this was years ago; it may have been a review of Apollo 13) and I reckon it fits him pretty damned well.

Sadly, Chevy Chase killed the monkey during a PCP-fuelled knife fight in a Rabat whorehouse a couple of years ago.

There's a really easy
Trump administration joke there.

"42 is a ridiculous age to die" is what I have written on a Post-It Note on my bathroom mirror for when I feel like hanging myself!

Can we really know anymore?