But he makes balloon animals!

Sorry, I'm projecting.

NEVER.

And meme-based cryptocurrency.

That's one hell of a heel turn.

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT

Shit, I'm only 6' and I have legroom issues. You poor tall bastard.

That's still a party in my books.

There's something very French about Bubsy.

Gentle Herpes earns a sad upvote yet again.

Don't worry. It'll do gangbusters overseas.

And his mum!

"There needs to be more Iron Man in the new Spiderman."

"There are stray flashes of fun."

*crumples application into a ball, throws it over shoulder*

If you don't think slack-jawed yokels can find a way to set something on fire, you haven't met a slack-jawed yokel.

Wibobsio happens to be my mother's maiden name.

I mean, we are talking about Bill Maher here. Saying dumb shit as an attempt to impress his fans isn't beyond the pale for him.

Bloody suffragettes have ruined everything.

Well shit. I really loved this beautiful, weird show.