Like a senior citizen dropping turds in the stationery section of Target.

Sad Arrooooo :(

I'm working on a giant ray gun on the moon that will do just that, as it happens.

I can only jizz crying emojis these days.

I think at least 20% of us are unemployed copy editors.

I'm only 42! I'm gonna live forev

I'm pretty sure Totino's Party Pizzas don't come with SPAM, Annabelle.

NIGHT OF THE SIMLEPUS!

Why the hell am I suddenly craving Totino's?

Why are you commenting? You're just a box.

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I don't have much else to say yet except that his voice was a huge part of the soundtrack of my life. Fuck.

Fuck. 52. Fuck.

It's a typo. It should indeed be Charles Manson. Your brain is right!

Get the fuck off my lawn, Gabriel.

Oh Farrah. Poor little puppy who's the same age as Beverly Hills 90210 tried to roast someone older than ZIP codes.

Well, the misery of others or a really good sandwich.

THAT BLOWS THE SPIDERS BACK IN YOUR FACE!

If there's demand for black widows out there, I need to clean out my basement and could use the cash…

Funny you mention that.