The A.V. Club

And a lei. You can't forget the lei.

Or worse, a YouTube "personality". *shudders*

A Talking O'Neal!?!

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

Entertainment 666

P&R spinoff I always wanted to see: Tom and Jean-Ralphio's murderous roadtrip through the American heartland.

And now "Convoy" is gonna be stuck in my head all damn night, you bastard.

Well, I am a rotund, hirsute man with Canadian health care…

That reminds me that I've really, really been slacking at digging my giant trench along the 49th Parallel.

Well, it's just that true that it bears repeating.

My parents still like to tell the story of when I was very young and very loudly asked my dad "What is sex?" while we were at a crowded grocery store checkout, and he replied with, "Three plus three is sex."

The Viking battle was gloriously over-the-top violent. The tongue is planted so firmly in the cheek that it might as well blast though in a slow-motion shower of blood.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

I could really use it for rent in a few days, actually.

*goes to Zack Snyder's wikipedia page*

Shhhhh…don't tell them about Canmore!

Seriously. I'd buy that on Day 1.

Don't listen to Holt. It's very nice, especially if you get away from the hordes.

I always knew you were in the pockets of Big Shark.