You mean people who get paid to punch other people in the head AREN’T the most upstanding citizens on the planet? Shocked I say, shocked.

With the offensive line domination he had it really didn’t matter who was at quarterback. Just crush the ball down people’s throats. I don’t watch too much college but whenever I watch Alabama play it’s like 65% run, 35% pass and every pass feels like a huge risk for some reason.

Massachussetts #1 in the nation in education. Best educated assholes in the country.

The second comes from a man in Connecticut who says he’s an “ordinary football fan.”

Man, I thought drunk texting was bad. I didn’t know people wrote drunking letters, stamped them and sent them off.

Well you that’s really my question. Saban can recruit anyone he wants basically, but he’s going with the spread instead of the pro-style. That’s clearly a choice he has the ability to make, so why isn’t he looking for high schools qbs that sit in the pocket and throw an accurate ball, but don’t necessarily have 4.4…

Isn’t this what Rex Ryan has been trying to do for years? Try to minimize his teams reliance on QB play. He has a bad habit of completely ignoring QBs instead of helping them develop though.

Fucking Connectcunts. Go back to New York. You’ve lost New England citizenship.

No, I mean sometimes the Patriots hate comes from masquerading Pats fans who are feeding on the tears of their fellow Bostonians.

I must protest the underutilization of the word Masshole. Nary a mention but for a fan.

I have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, which for those don’t know is a fear of long words.

You think it’s not being able to take a joke, but really all of Boston is like a troll mecca. We feed on the hate like Bill Belichick feeds on human babies. It sustains us in the off season when no one can be bothered to watch the Red Sox who aren’t winning this year, the Bruins who aren’t winning this year or next,…

This is a sham, and mockery of journalistic integrity, and a travesty of justice. A shamockesty™ if you will. I never thought I’d see the day when Deadspin would copy and paste an entire article from ESPN(comments and all) and call it their own.

The ultimate troll would be a WYTS Patriots and it just say “Can’t think of anything, sorry”

Ditka...you mean the coach who couldn’t take arguably the most fearsome defense in NFL history to more than 1 superbowl?

This is pure genius. Whoever made this should get 10 free US citizenships to hand out to whoever they want.

The only continuous cheating going on is your in your head. Did you read the article? Rodger Goodell has been looking for any excuse to bury the Patriots since 2007. He had to wait till last year to use .5 psi in some footballs because THAT’S ALL HE HAD. If that’s the only dirt Goodell could find, they must’ve been…

Ok, I’m starting to see Trump’s point about the Southern Border fence. He just got the location wrong. It needs to be on the Indiana-Kentucky border. These people scare me a lot more than Mexicans who want to pick fruit.

This was 8 years ago. You understand that right? If I blamed President Bush that would be plausible because he was still in office. The economy hadn’t collapsed yet. Eli Manning had zero super bowl wins.