What do you want me to say? Sorry that in 2007 my team got caught for stealing signals? Would that make you feel better? Would it make you love the Patriots? Would it wipe the slate clean?

K. They cheat. So does everyone else. They win. Not everyone else does. Works for me. See you in January.

Doesn’t this miss most of the point of article? That the NFL was attempting to make up for botched handling of Spygate by overcompensating on Deflategate?

No. The Patriots are the only ones who keep getting investigated. Fucking David Carr told a New York post reporter that he asked ballboys to deflate footballs in Denver when he was a Texan. ADMITTED to an act Patriots were punished for being ACCUSED of. Texas lose draft picks? Get fined? Get their QB suspended? Nope

I didn’t say it was an excuse. I asked why the Patriots get so much scrutiny? David Carr admitted to a reported he asked ballboys to deflate footballs. Did the Texans lose draft picks and get fined? Atlanta and Indianapolis pump in crowd noise, where are the months of articles related to that?

I’m a Pats homer, I still think this is funny

Translation:

Well I’m glad ESPN is finally getting off Googell’s nutsack, but wasn’t taping signals completely legal until 2006? Having a guy watching game films and matching calls with plays? Is that even cheating now? I figured that would be standard procedure.

Y’all are missing the point. You can’t just break the law because you feel like. It has to be a sincerely held religious belief. . . so I’m starting a new religion that includes the mortal sins of driving within 10 miles of the designated speed limit, paying sales tax, taking my shoes off at the airport, and wearing…

“Suppose one believed that human sacrifices were a necessary part of religious worship, would it be seriously contended that the civil government under which he lived could not interfere to prevent a sacrifice? Or if a wife religiously believed it was her duty to burn herself upon the funeral pile of her dead husband,…

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking…

I believe Kim Davis is interpreting her Bible correctly. It’s been awhile since I picked one up so I’m just paraphrasing, but I believe Jesus said “Judge thy neighbors or be sent to the fiery pits of hell” and “Let she has the most divorces cast the first stone.”