I did it once. Knowing what I know now, it was an even number idea than I originally thought.

Well you should’ve thought of that before choosing Comic Sans. You’re a teacher for Christ’s.

Who in the hell names their kid Redacted?

Several teams still run pro-set, Michigan State being among the most successful lately. You can run these offenses at the college level, but you need to be able to recruit at an elite level to do so. USC under Pete Carroll was a great example. The issue now is that even the blue bloods who can recruit those players…

You know in war movies when a bomb goes off an theres that high pitched ringing and haze over the camera? That's what I think its like to be Eli every day.

Why drag Bikini Inspectors into this argument too?

Good kinja.

I’ve been to Akron.

Ooooh, I have been denying my essence to all waiting for this one. As a lifelong Pats fan, I loved this and just ended up like Randy Marsh post-Internet porn session.

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The Patriots are that guy in co-ed softball who played a little college baseball, wears batting gloves and sneaks in an illegal bat that hits balls 100 feet over the fence. Sure with a normal bat they’d go 30 feet over and he’s still the best on the field but FUCK HIM. He also slides into a girl at 2nd base with his…

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“Here’s what JPP can’t do anymore! HAHAHA!!”

I loved Curtis Martin, until that jack ass went to the Jets.

You can’t have good guys without bad guys. And we make awesome, awesome bad guys. Shit man, even the cobra kai had their parents cheering for them.

I’m fine with Eli’s rings. In fact I think Bill let the Giants win those games simply so Eli would have more rings than big brother, and get to show them off every year at holidays.

One for each of Brady’s concubines that bore his precious children unto the earth. Amen.

Double Freedom Rockets Baby!