I have one that looks just like him. He’s also quite the romantic gentleman in the boudoir.

It was nice of him to bring his family to the speech. :)

“I am a conservative, I like to keep what we have.”
Like slaves and racism.

You’ve had two God damn months to get to the point where you know he’s alive, he’s back by episode 2. If you haven’t caught up by now it’s on you. Hell, how the fuck did you even avoid that “spoiler”? Half the internet lost it’s mind when they found out and it was plastered everywhere.

You are in luck!!!

My mind? You’re claiming to be a magical mind-reader now?

You miss unchecked sexism and racism that much?

Nicely done!

He has a supremely kickable face. I would dearly love to have at it with some steel toe boots.

Yeah, meeting new people is definitely not easy for me as well

I’m in the same boat - I’d lose touch with the vast majority of my friends and have far less contact wuth family. The key is to spend less time on it, i think, but that takes discipline. I need to exercise a little discipline.

men, not women. for women its pretty much Rihanna, some Beyonce and Nikki.

That’s a very weak rickroll.

I have Type 2 and I always refer to it as The Diabeetus. This cracked me the hell up. (Also, Shania) Thank you!

10/10, did not disappoint.

This is wilder than I could have imagined.

Um I need to know more about this canoe chase.

Or just let him swim in the Rio olympics but make him wear gear that keeps his mouth open so he ingests all of the toxic river water and develops a case of diarrheal illness so severe that he spends the rest of his life on the toilet far away from the rest of humanity.

He’ll probably be captaining freighters full of rubber dog shit from Hong Kong