On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

You know they’re people, right? Regardless of their profession, they’re actual human beings and not inanimate objects.

Kind of disappointed the article didn’t just read, “Don’t.”

Musta been something he said.

Happy birthday! Treat yo’ self!

Happy birthday!

Aw man, I’m sorry about your dad and it does suck to have your own brain sabatoging you like that.

This is legitimately the best thing I’ve read since November arrived and careened us all on a path towards national depression.

Depression stinks, and as a fellow sufferer, I send you virtual chocolate and UV lamps and warm fuzzy socks. Flip the bird at short winter days with me.

Happy Birthday. Seriously. And do whatever you feel will make you smile.

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

GOOD THING THAT’S YOUR JOB NOW, YOU IGNORANT FUCK.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

If you’re implying that “porn star” says “uncredible account”, then it’s your comment that says it all. And what it says is that you’re a fucking misogynist who thinks that being a sex worker means someone can’t be abused.

Anyone, sex workers included, has the right to say no, whenever they want, including when they’re on the clock. Sex worker =/= sex slave. Also, what’s your profession? Can I come over and bug you for goods or services while you’re not at work? Can I do so repeatedly after you’ve told me to bugger off? No? Oh, well, I…

Special forces operatives kill people for a living; doesn’t mean they’ll take kindly to being offered a hit contract. Circumstances matter.

This comment (and the associated mental imagery) made me laugh very hard after a difficult week. Thank you for the good kinja.

“Hey man, Nice shot”