Ray Smuckles is always apropos.

Trumplestiltskin

A) Non-white

Stand your Ground is for white men. There was a prosecutor in Florida (IIRC) who explicitly said that the law shouldn’t count for domestic violence victims.

You know what happens when you use the term “cuck” as an insult? You look like a pathetic coward, because only someone who’s immersed themselves in the internet alt-right echo chamber and is afraid to go out and interact with real people think that term is the devastating barb you silly chucklefucks believe it to be.

It boggles my mind that people even thought of the possibility. Leaving everything else aside, the Ryan Lochte incident just happened. Kim Kardashian was raised by a defense attorney. She probably understands the consequences of lying to law enforcement better than most people. She doesn’t seem to have any police…

guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago

Yupppppppp. If you’ll excuse me I gotta go buy another pair of heels with all the MONEY IM SAVING NOT HAVING KIDS YOOOOOOOOOO

Ambivalent is exactly right - how else should you feel about somebody you don’t actually know? I mean seriously: I’m not dead, I’ve watched the TV show. But I’m also not an moron - I understand that it is not real life and that neither is her social media platform.

Hey: fuck you eric, and the underscore you rode in on.

you’re being serious? oh fuck you. I hate this outfit of hers, it looks like she had pajamas on and grabbed a jacket on the way out, but FUCK YOU if you think that makes her (or any woman dressed this way) undeserving of admiration, or deserving of abuse. You are the problem.

I grew up in rural Minnesota. Every single 14 year old dude I knew had a gun. Plenty of them were busy with harmless activities while also owning guns. hell, most of them considered the fact that they were teenagers who owned guns as evidence that they were good moral Christian Americans. The primary difference here…

I really hate this idea that supporting an individual’s work entitles you to access into their identity and private lives, or that being successful means that a person owes the world at large information about themselves.

Since when are rebellions supposed to be peaceful and respectful?

I was in there three days ago (visiting from Seattle) and almost all the people volunteering there were black, and the vast majority of the rest were people of color. I saw only a couple of white faces. So, yes. Sorry to ruin your snarky “question”, but the answer is an emphatic yes.

Here’s some shit Jezebel didn’t…

If prisoners have the exact same rights as citizens, then why are we wasting money keeping them in prison in the first place? Why should law-abiding citizens pay for the lodging, healthcare, food, etc. of a person who decided they weren’t going to obey the laws the rest of have to?

You know, I used to be a fucking moron and believe that prison inmates deserved what they got. I was, like, 12 at the time.

being pulled over and being handled ice cream would ruin my day. wtf am i supposed to do with ice cream in a car? it would get everywhere. not fun at all

Forget videos of officers playing a game of basketball with “city youths” or pretending to pull black people over but handing them ice cream, this is how you build community trust and put skin in the game.

Ah ah ah! You didn’t say the magic word!