That is a very specific wish and I, too, wish this.

The wording they’re using to describe his experience in prison is fucking foul. I’m supposed to feel bad for this motherfucker who sexually assaulted a teen, got off light for it, and only went to prison because he violated his parole? SERIOUSLY? That motherfucker should have been in jail for longer than 2 months. His…

Amazing comment, laughed out loud and blew my cover (I’m “working”).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I laughed so hard at this and am still laughing.

Beat me to it. My wife’s a graphic designer/web designer, she’d have thrown a fit over the misuse of Photoshop here.

It’s making me cringe every time I read that word, thank you.

Well stop being delicious.

Congrats!! Also camera lenses aren’t boring!

Are you seriously posting this one fucking article everywhere? Let me guess, this guy didn’t let you be his roommate so now you are having a little hissy fit about it? Please stop Trump trolling and get a fucking life.

omg te amo te amo te amo

Garbage person.

Christ on a Cracker this fucking guy is a goddamn piece of shit

I always knew god hated socialists.

Why are you so mean? He couldn't stop he was busy drawing in the sand!

My thoughts exactly

The Lord is apparantly backing away from Good Samaritans and investing strongly in Self-Righteous Assholes.

LET IT ALL BURN