Well I, for one, am just so glad someone has finally addressed this scourge. I certainly don’t want abortionists skulking around my kids’ school, trying to get them to try abortions. “Just one time, for free,” they say. That’s how they hook you. Pretty soon you’re getting two, three abortions a day. Don’t get addicted…

ahem.

Can’t compare

Bi people also exist.

Book Ellaria: Vengeance is stupid and only leads to more pain and death.

I am DYING over Flim-Flam and Tina. I cannot stop laughing.

I completely agree: One should NOT mess with ANY wild animals. But I have an amusing story about a deer: I live right nest to one of our local metro parks, and it’s a very large (not sure how many acres) wooded area with hiking trails and picnic areas. It’s right outside our city, and directly INSIDE the suburbs, and…

We went camping at the grand canyon for a week and had moose come into the camping areas daily, they’d walk right in between trailers, and everything. Some of our neighboring campers would walk around following them from a few feet away. I was just a kid but remember my biggest thought was- “man, I can’t believe they…

Same thing happened in the Smokey Mountains when we were there last summer. We stopped across the divided highway and I used my zoom lens. Tons of people kept stopping and creeping closer- same side of the road. One guy had his son, must have been maybe 7-8yrs old, trying to get a pic of the son with the elk behind…

It can be worse when these animals do get too comfortable with people. There was a lovely bull elk named Samson who lived around Rocky Mountain National and became a fixture in the town, even visiting certain houses. Some yahoos killed him and then stupidly tried to sell his head. Since he was so well known, the…

And this is why, as a Montanan, I avoid Yellowstone. I just cannot handle the stupidity of the tourists there (not saying they are all dumb by any means). The last time I went, I had to yell at people who were trying to get close to a bear cub that was in the middle of the road. Jesus Christ, people. If there’s a cub,…

Yes. I see people doing this crap all the time. The worst was a few years ago outside Salmon Arm somewhere. A bunch of people were outside of their cars taking pictures...of a big ass grizzly bear standing maybe 20 feet away.

People in general have a hard time understanding that we selectively bred dogs and cats and horses etc to act a certain way. They assume wild animals are just like their pets. It's the same style impulse that inspires people to keep monkeys and tigers as pets. People fundamentally don't understand that non domestic…

I was at the Grand Canyon for work related stuffs, and every damn email we got about the thing was like ‘business business...don’t mess with the elk. They will fuck you up’.

I had a mother deer charge me in my garage because I walked out when her kids were messing around in the yard and the mother saw me.

I knew someone who was trampled to death by a buffalo at a petting zoo type thing she worked at. I laughed when her stepson first told me because I thought it was a joke. Felt like a jerk but I learned something very important about buffalo that day.

When my kids were little, I would point out coyotes. Look, I’d say. That’s a Not. A. Dog. Don’t ever try to pet one.

Depressed Prince of Bel-Air.

That's crazy. I'm glad you're ok!

Oooooooooh her I recognize ;)