I guess I’ve just been around really secure men all my life. My brother has bought them for me without batting an eyelash (and that was when we were teenagers) so has my male room-mate and various boyfriends. I mean all it says that you’ve got a female in your life, not that you are menstruating yourself. Any bloke…

My boyfriend has two older sisters and is so amazingly chill about mood swings and period stuff. It’s amazing. HE is amazing.

All in the line of doodie.

“I don’t want to go bankrupt because I got cancer...”

I find it really handy when these guys use “females” as a noun because it’s an instant douche test and I don’t have to pay attention to anything beyond it.

Obviously this isn't getting through but I'll say it. If a woman rejects you, you don't get to stab her, throw acid in her face, stalk her, terrorize her, or rape her. No is a hard word to understand, apparently.

But...it’s in your theme song!

“I puts the lotion on the skin.” Christie clarified in a deep monotone voice.

I love the dichotomy of his party boy persona vs. his save-the-earth-we-only-have-one image. I imagine he howled with the boys then was all like “but for real guys, wolves are really endangered.”

That’s what I’ve been saying to listening to her entire body of work so far.

Don’t try to put a positive spin on your dickbaggery with that “wise cynic” bullshit that sooooooooo many assholes hide behind.

Damn.

If you’re less than 34 years old then I’ve got some bad news for you.

Gamers: “Wah, game devs don’t take risks”

Daenarys Targaryen costume for me!

You were obviously asking for it.

I’m sorry, but I have to correct you.

first question: are you Alan Turing?