“For Frodo”

I really wish that gender norm would die for straight people. It isn’t fair that guys are always expected to ask and it isn’t fair that women sometimes have to do everything short of renting a skywriter to show their interest. And yes, I have asked guys out.

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

Small Fry features Condorman! Ha! That’s funny.

You fucking boss.

yay amethyst!

And kind of really a piece of shit.

Fuckin’ holidays, indeed.

Fuck.

that sucks.

Ratites (ostriches, kiwis, rheas, etc) also have penises. I recently saw an Attenborough documentary where rheas have sex and omg it’s horrifying (basically a meter long wet sproingy thin flesh corkscrew). Fun fact: ratites get erections from lymph fluid and not blood. Convergent evolution at its finest.

Picking up a few from CVS before going off on their little road trip would have been a good idea. Usually being monied means you’re well educated and people assume you are intelligent from all the prestigious schools you’ve gone to and yet...these folk seem like they didn’t think anything through. At all. Like where…

Hey! If miss Colombia got through the crown thing you can get through the holidays :)

I’m stealing your son’s name for my son, moving near you so they share a class, and your son will be doomed to being “Lobstermatic 5000, Now With Detachable Front End For Easier Cleaning T.,” for his entire school career.

Best! This is the best!

This was my reaction too. I know the language is English, but the sentences aren’t making sense.

the phrase “meat pumpkin” is making me gag (especially in relation to this sack of shit)

I wish there were more room in the modern media world for a bit more easy generosity between folks. It’s wearying to always be demanding apologies, you know? People goof. They say stupid shit. They get tired. And it sometimes feels like we’re all just waiting for someone to piss us off so we can purge some hateful…