What?!?! Sarcasm on the internets? Surely you jest.

I got that when you said take them to the vet, for what it’s worth... :/

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

and don’t forget Emma Watson

Emma Watson. I saw one for Emma Watson. BEFORE THE SECOND GODDAMN HARRY POTTER MOVIE WAS OUT.

And Emma Watson, not that her age stopped the creeps.

If there’s anything hat makes my blood boil hotter than people who automatically dismiss sexual assault victims, it’s the people that say “if you didn’t know it was rape, then it wasn’t rape.”

“If you don’t have the courage, then masturbate.”

YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD, POPE.

[see JeffersonMurder]

HURR DURR THE FRENCH SURRENDER TO EVERYTHING ALWAYS HURR DURR

How these politicians make me feel all day er’day but today most especially:

Let’s hope it’s just a moment of panic from an understandably spooked crowd, and nothing more sinister than that.

2016’s shaping up to be one more fucked up year in a string of fucked up years.

When I moved to TX, all my relatives in WI were like, “Careful, I hear they have a *Mexican problem.*”

I love your words, let’s be friends.

Paranoid schizophrenia isn’t sociopathy.

It’s probably smooth, flat, and protruding from his kidney area.